What the hell is going on in the bathroom?

August 29, 2012
It's a light and random content week this week since I'm in California on business and was too busy to schedule posts. Today, and almost any day I'm in public, I wonder:

What do women do in bathroom stalls?

I'm serious. What the hell are you doing in there? I've always been known as the chick who goes to the bathroom fast and people think it's weird. Why is it weird? 

Go in.
Close door. 
Drop trou. 
Pull up trou. 
Open door. 

That does not take very long. I don't get it. What are you doing? It's silent, you're not peeing, you're not doing anything else. Is it cool to hang out in there? 

Someone please tell me what the hell people are doing in the bathroom stalls!  


  1. Hahaha this is hilarious. Personally, when I'm at work, I sit there playing on my phone because I can't have it on the call floor...haha everywhere else though, I'm an in/out bathroom goer too.

  2. I do what Katie does, except I do it at home to get a moment's peace, or eat a candy bar in private so that I don't have to share with the kids. In public though? I'd rather not be there to begin with, but if I have to be, I make it snappy.

  3. Haha oh my gosh, this is so funny because I had a bathroom incident today. We have a double stall bathroom but I'm still pretty new so I hate to be in there at the same time as someone else. I was working on a spreadsheet project today and had to get up and away from the computer, there is not really anywhere to go on my floor so I headed to the bathroom even though I didn't have to go. Another lady had walked in right before me and I didn't notice so I was trapped and had to go in the stall otherwise I would look like a fool. Well, I still looked ridiculous because I peed for about half a second and it was so quiet in there. So awkward!!

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