Everything you need to know you learned in Kindergarten, but apparently, you didn't. Before the poem goes on to tell you what you've learned, it spells k-i-n-d-e-r-g-a-r-t-e-n. Where is a D? Please tell me.
It's that time of year, back to school. I find it strange that some peoples' children are going to gardener schools or gardens that are kinder. I'm not too sure what that means or why they would need to be gardeners this early in life. Hire a landscaper or do it yourself.
OH, you meant Kindergarten, the school for little people. I am so happy you're sending your child (see that, bet you don't even know why I used you're vs your) to school so that they can learn everything they need to know. You can't even spell the 'grade' they are going into. I hope you'll be able to help them when they ask you what one plus one is. I mean, won plus won.
Doesn't it make you wonder when you see the word Kindergarten, why is there a T in it? Because that's the way you spell it!!
Good luck to you and your family, whether you're sending your child to elementary school or gardening school.