Am I the only one?

March 21, 2012
When I can hear people eat, I lose my appetite and wish I was deaf.

When I hear people eat crunchy food, I want to be permanently deaf.

When the ONLY snacks my husband buys are crunchy, I think he does it on purpose.

I clench my teeth (I have 2 cracked teeth from this),  I hold my breath (it's what I subconsciously do when I'm pissed) and I try my hardest not to say anything. Every night I end up saying something.

Tonight, it got so bad (a tub of popcorn the size of Texas) that I had to leave the room. If the TV wasn't turned up right now, I probably would have to go upstairs so I didn't hear it.

Chips. Crackers. Pop corn. Even SOFT ice cream with fricken cookie dough bits in it... he finds a way to have food make noise.

My old office was going to be the death of me. A chick in an office near mine ate chips e.v.e.r.y.d.a.y.

My dentist made a special mouth piece for me that prevents me from clenching my teeth so I don't crack more. That's how bad it is. 

Am I the only one?


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